Three Ways You Can Learn From Movies
by: Kevin Eikenberry
Movies are everywhere.
Their stories, phrases, and scenes are a part of our culture.
We all have favorite movies, favorite memories relating to movies, and in some cases movies that help us define our lives. While you may not think about it, movies have probably enriched your life.
Movies are stories told in a rich medium. Stories are how we make sense of the world. They hold tremendous power to surprise and delight; to affect in ways far beyond entertainment. Stories, well told on film, can affect our views of ourselves and alter our perspectives of our world. Stories, without question, have made our lives better.
Learning is one of the most important parts of life. In fact, the ability to learn in a multitude of ways is one of our most human qualities. We learn best when we are immersed in a situation, actively involved in the learning process. Movies can help us learn because they wrap us up in a story. If you`ve ever jumped or screamed or cried during a movie, you`ve experienced the power of film.
While most think of movies as entertainment, a diversion or an escape because of their very nature they can be much more than that. As the previous paragraphs show, they likely already have become a source of learning in your life.
The rest of this article will provide you with three specific ways you can consciously use movies to drive your learning and enrich your life:
Asking Reflective Questions
•Exploring Your Mental Filters
•Creating Group Conversation
•Asking Reflective Questions
There are some general questions that can be helpful when reviewing a movie - whether to reflect personally or to spark a conversation.
These questions can be used with any movie and can be, by themselves, the foundation of meaningful learning opportunities.
These core questions include:
•What was/were your favorite scene(s) and why?
•What did you like/dislike about the movie and why?
•If you`ve seen the movie before, how was your experience of the movie different from past viewing(s)? What struck you the same or differently?
•What scenes made you laugh or cry (if appropriate)? Why?
•Which characters, if any, do you identify with in some way?
•What about this movie or story reminds you of your life experiences?
•What if anything will you do differently, or think about differently, since watching the movie?
•What insight do you gain from this movie?
•What in this movie inspires you?
Exploring Your Mental Filters
Your state of mind, current thoughts, and life experiences all play a part in how you "see" a movie.
This is one reason why you can watch a movie twice, even if only a few days apart, and have a very different experience. Your mental filters are the reason why you may experience a movie differently on different viewings.
Some of your filters are life-long, based on your values, early experiences and deeply held beliefs. For example, people who grew up in India will have a different perspective and therefore view the movie Gandhi much differently than Americans will. Different filters are largely the reasons for these distinct perspectives.
Other filters are related to more recent events and the various roles you are playing in your life at that time. If you saw The Sound of Music after recently being widowed, your reaction to Captain von Trapp might be different than in previous viewing of this movie. These more recent filters are the main causes of unique experiences during various viewings of the same film.
The question "If you`ve seen the movie before, how was your experience of the movie different from past viewing(s)? What struck you the same or differently?" is included to help you examine your filters. Often by thinking about these filters, movies can help you reflect your own growth and change over time, as well as how current situations are shaping you.
Creating Group Conversation
While you can do the first two tasks by yourself, I`m guessing you often watch movies with other people, so it`s natural to consider having a conversation with others about a movie.
Of course, this happens naturally already, either with the people you watched the movie with or around the coffee pot when you all realize you`ve all seen the same movie.
Since conversations about movies are natural, all I am suggesting is that you consciously extend and/or facilitate the discussion so that everyone can take lessons and insights for their own lives from the fiction you`ve experienced on film.
This may be as simple as you interjecting questions from the reflective question list into the normal movie banter, or it might be even more intentional where people agree ahead of time to extend the entertainment of the movie into the education that can be derived from it. Either way, everyone wins!
In the second case, if you are leading the conversation, the best way to begin is to simply tell people that the goal is to learn from the experience of the movie. Let them know that you want this to be fun, and encourage them to really listen to each other.
Encourage them to approach the conversation with a spirit of inquiry, not of debate. Conversations usually aren`t very fulfilling when everyone has the same opinion, so encourage people to share their thoughts, even if they seem "way out" or different from the opinions of others. When you set up the conversation that way, you are well on your way to a great interchange and much new learning for everyone.
Potential Pointer: Movies are a part of our lives, whether you watch several a week or haven`t been to the theater in years. Because movies provide a rich sensory experience of a story, they provide a wonderful platform to learn when you take the time to intentionally extract lessons from them.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Flip Computer Screen Trick
Well I learned this new fun trick on flipping your (or other people's, muahahahahaaa) computer. But wait, it only works for Windows XP or newer computers (Some computers just wont work)! Gasp! But who has those old computers anyways?
OK, so this is how you do it:
CTRL + ALT + DOWN for upside down
CTRL + ALT + LEFT for left screen
CTRL + RIGHT for right screen
CTRL + UP for right side up screen
Pics:
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Right Side Up
Upside Down
- Alan
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OK, so this is how you do it:
CTRL + ALT + DOWN for upside down
CTRL + ALT + LEFT for left screen
CTRL + RIGHT for right screen
CTRL + UP for right side up screen
Pics:
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Right Side Up
Upside Down
- Alan
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Learn to Fly Walkthrough + Tips + Hacked/Completed Save File/.SOL
Walkthrough, Thanks to Tasselfoot, oats, cosmogirl, and KongregateHack:
Cheat Engine:
Cheats:
Gravity -
search for: 96 0b 00 08 38 06 99 99 d9 3f 9a 99 99 99
and change it to: 96 0b 00 08 38 06 e1 7a a4 3f 7b 14 ae 47
Cash -
search for: 96 0b 00 08 01 06 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
and change it to: 96 0b 00 08 01 06 80 84 2e 41 00 00 00 00
Text Walkthrough by oats:
D - distance
A - altitude
S - speed
G - glide
[1] 5': 16$; Shop: Acc 1 (-15$).
[2] 5': 25$ + 25$ (D); Shop: Glider 1 (-50$).
[3] 5': 46$ + 25$ (G); Shop: Ramp 3 (-50$), Air 1 (-10$).
[4] 5': 62$ + 25$ (A); Shop: Accel 3 (-80$).
[5] 10': 136$ + 200$ (A,G); Shop: Rocket 1 (-250$), Air 4 (-100$).
[6] 5': 184$ + 25$ (S); Shop: Accel 4 (-150$).
[7] 20': 243$ + 500$ (A); Shop: Ramp 7 (-600$).
[8] 20': 414$ + 500$ (G); Shop: Glider 2 (-1000$).
[9] 10': 634$ + 200$ (D,S); Shop: Air 7 (-800$).
[10] 35': 1117$ + 4000$ (A,G); Shop: Rocket 2 (-2000$), Accel 6 (-750$), Fuel 4 (-300$).
[11] 20': 2179$ + 1000$ (D,S); Shop: Glider 3 (-5000$).
[12] 35': 3248$ + 4000$ (D,S); Shop: Ramp 10 (-4000$).
[13] 50': 5953$ + 10000$ (A,G); Shop: Accel 10 (-10000$), Air (-6500$), Fuel 7 (-2000$).
[14] 50': 10267$ + 5000$ (D); Shop: Rocket 3 (-10000$), Fuel 9 (-6000$).
[15] Finished.
Tips (Alan):
- DON'T be afraid to use all your money
- It's NOT impossible, duh!
- Always get the glider before the rocket
- This game is alot like hedgehog launch
- Don't use all your boost at once unless you're trying to get altitude achievement
- Always check your altitude meter
- Don't hit the water after you got glider
*When I say achievements I mean the achievements you get paid for in the game, not the kong badges*
- When trying to get the altitude achievement go straight up with rocket
- When trying to get the speed achievement go straight and use rockets
(You could just go straight down but that would waste a day)
- When trying to get the distance achievement just do the speed achievement one
- When trying to get the time achievement, just don't suck at playing or just go straight down in the water (No offense to people who suck badly at this game)
Tips (cosmogirl):
ok here ill tell u how to get the 4,00 and 6,000. get eveything. EVERYTHING. then get ur resistance to exactly 3% or at least pretty close. then use ur rocket to get up to 200 mph. once the speed goes down to 175 mph, boost it back up to 200. keep doing that until u r out of fuel. then when u r out or rocket fuel, go down then up. dont let ur resistance go up to more than 6. when u go back up u should have ur resistance back at 3%. if u have done this correctly, u should have gotten far. this does work. so do it. i rate the game 5/5. very fun!
Learn to Fly SONG?:
Nahhh it's just the foo fighters
Penguins Have No Logic?:
Hacked/Completed Game Save File
Store In: 0004\5630\live
DOWNLOAD HERE
Play Game Here
- Alan
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Cheat Engine:
Cheats:
Gravity -
search for: 96 0b 00 08 38 06 99 99 d9 3f 9a 99 99 99
and change it to: 96 0b 00 08 38 06 e1 7a a4 3f 7b 14 ae 47
Cash -
search for: 96 0b 00 08 01 06 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00
and change it to: 96 0b 00 08 01 06 80 84 2e 41 00 00 00 00
Text Walkthrough by oats:
D - distance
A - altitude
S - speed
G - glide
[1] 5': 16$; Shop: Acc 1 (-15$).
[2] 5': 25$ + 25$ (D); Shop: Glider 1 (-50$).
[3] 5': 46$ + 25$ (G); Shop: Ramp 3 (-50$), Air 1 (-10$).
[4] 5': 62$ + 25$ (A); Shop: Accel 3 (-80$).
[5] 10': 136$ + 200$ (A,G); Shop: Rocket 1 (-250$), Air 4 (-100$).
[6] 5': 184$ + 25$ (S); Shop: Accel 4 (-150$).
[7] 20': 243$ + 500$ (A); Shop: Ramp 7 (-600$).
[8] 20': 414$ + 500$ (G); Shop: Glider 2 (-1000$).
[9] 10': 634$ + 200$ (D,S); Shop: Air 7 (-800$).
[10] 35': 1117$ + 4000$ (A,G); Shop: Rocket 2 (-2000$), Accel 6 (-750$), Fuel 4 (-300$).
[11] 20': 2179$ + 1000$ (D,S); Shop: Glider 3 (-5000$).
[12] 35': 3248$ + 4000$ (D,S); Shop: Ramp 10 (-4000$).
[13] 50': 5953$ + 10000$ (A,G); Shop: Accel 10 (-10000$), Air (-6500$), Fuel 7 (-2000$).
[14] 50': 10267$ + 5000$ (D); Shop: Rocket 3 (-10000$), Fuel 9 (-6000$).
[15] Finished.
Tips (Alan):
- DON'T be afraid to use all your money
- It's NOT impossible, duh!
- Always get the glider before the rocket
- This game is alot like hedgehog launch
- Don't use all your boost at once unless you're trying to get altitude achievement
- Always check your altitude meter
- Don't hit the water after you got glider
*When I say achievements I mean the achievements you get paid for in the game, not the kong badges*
- When trying to get the altitude achievement go straight up with rocket
- When trying to get the speed achievement go straight and use rockets
(You could just go straight down but that would waste a day)
- When trying to get the distance achievement just do the speed achievement one
- When trying to get the time achievement, just don't suck at playing or just go straight down in the water (No offense to people who suck badly at this game)
Tips (cosmogirl):
ok here ill tell u how to get the 4,00 and 6,000. get eveything. EVERYTHING. then get ur resistance to exactly 3% or at least pretty close. then use ur rocket to get up to 200 mph. once the speed goes down to 175 mph, boost it back up to 200. keep doing that until u r out of fuel. then when u r out or rocket fuel, go down then up. dont let ur resistance go up to more than 6. when u go back up u should have ur resistance back at 3%. if u have done this correctly, u should have gotten far. this does work. so do it. i rate the game 5/5. very fun!
Learn to Fly SONG?:
Nahhh it's just the foo fighters
Penguins Have No Logic?:
Hacked/Completed Game Save File
Store In: 0004\5630\live
DOWNLOAD HERE
Play Game Here
- Alan
A Small Favor Text + Video Walkthrough
Walkthrough, Thanks to Newgrounds, Tass, and Alan:
Second Locker Number: 1977
Kongregate Fission Mailed Badge:
All you need to do for the Fission Mailed is get the green vial, kill Milos, turn the green vial into a bomb, kill the Worm then return to the train area.
Alan's Super Quick Finish All in 1 Text Walkthrough:
*Sigh* After writing for 15 minutes, I decided to watch Tassel's walkthrough and he did everything I wrote so I decided to not finish it.
Text Walkthrough from Newgrounds.com:
Round One
The Apartment
* Get the gun
* Charge it in the power generator
* Get the cigar
The Apartment Hallway
* Give cigar to the Insect Trader
* Get green hose
Outside the Apartment
* Click the metal ground switch to turn the water on.
* Walk Right
The Big Rock
* Walk right
The Blue Cactus
* Select your hose and drag it to faucet with running water
* Fountain will overflow and reveal secret hatch
* Enter hatch
The Worm's Lair
* Get objective to ELIMINATE MILOS
* Walk back to Transit entrance
Transit Entrance
* Click machine to de-activate gun.
* Enter Transit Lobby
Transit Lobby
* Click the alarm to move security robot.
* Walk Left
Transit Waiting room
* Click garbage to get bottle
* Walk Right
Transit Lobby
* Talk to the Transit trader
* Trade bottle for red plug adapter.
* Observe Transit symbol - note whether it's showing a triangle, square or circle.
* Walk Left
Transit Waiting room
* Drag the red plug adapter to power outlet.
* Cord will plug in giving power to the coffee maker.
* Go down the stairs to the left
Generator room
* Click on the jacket on the ground to see the combination to Roy's locker
* Enter locker code 4827
* Get the mug
* Look at the combination sheet
* Look at code for triangle, circle or square depending on what was shown in Transit Lobby
* Enter appropriate code into shield keypad
* Charge your gun with generator
* Open the leftmost locker and get a cup with coffee beans
* Click on the fan control on the right wall turn it off
* Go to the waiting room and enter washroom
Washroom
* Open vent
* Look in vent and shoot out power supply.
Transit Waiting room
* Click on the coffee maker
* Put in the coffee beans
* Put in the mug
* Get mug of coffee
* Give mug of coffee to the guard.
* Enter Milos office
The Worm Solution
Milos Office
* Shoot Milos
* Return to the worm's lair
Worm's Lair
* Worm will give panel key
* Walk back and take Transit system to building #9
Building #9
* Use key to open security tower panel
Security chip puzzle solution
* Press big red buttons to turn them green
* Unplug patch cord, plug into next series of Red buttons, press them
* Repeat on final set
* Press top left switch to remove chip cap
* Move both sliders all the way to the right
* Press green left arrow
* Press square button
* Press green right arrow
* Get chip
Building #9
* Bring security chip to worm
Worm's Lair
* Get hacked chip
* Return to building #9
Building #9
* Put hacked chip into security tower
* Enter gates
Alternate Milos Solution
Milo's Office
* Don't shoot Milos
* Take Green Vial
* Bring Vial to Scavenger
* Get bomb from Scavenger
* Give bomb to the worm
* Watch him explode!
* Return to Milos to get Yellow code clearance
* Enter Building #9
ROUND TWO - BUILDING #9
Hallway
* Go into the first door
Kitchen
* Click on thermostat on wall
* Turn the temperature all the way up
Hallway
* Go into the 3rd door
Birdie's Office
* Pick up the mug
* Exit to Kitchen
Kitchen
* Put the mug in the microwave
* Turn the temperature down
* Go into hole in the wall
Harold's office
* Take the badge on the ground
* Look at the fish tank and get the code "173"
* Go into the fourth door on far wall
Waiting Room
* Talk to the secretary v 2.0 and book an appointment
* Then swap an appointment with the password 173
* Go into the Lobe's office
Lobe's Office
* Kill Senator Lobe
FAVOR WALKTHROUGHS
RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE
* Talk to Mr.Dog in Transit Waiting Room
* Exit and walk all the way to the right until you reach the Carboard box house.
* Enter the house.
* Shoot the scavenger and get the briefcase.
* Exit and head back to Transit lobby.
* Give briefcase to Mr.Dog
ELIMINATE BODYGUARD
* Talk to Mr.Blob in Transit Waiting Room
* Get coffeemaker working with red plug adapter, coffee beans and mug
* Give mug of coffee to guard
* Follow guard into washroom
* Shoot guard
ELIMINATE TRANSIT TRADER
* Point gun at Insect Trader
* Holster gun to get mission
* Head into Milo's office
* Draw gun
* Holster gun, don't shoot Milos
* Take Green Vial
* Bring Vial to Scavenger
* Get bomb from Scavenger
* Trade bomb to Transit Trader
* Watch him explode!
MAKE A BABY DOLL
* Talk to Mr.Snakeman
* Get baby doll head from rock by big graffiti boulder
* Get popcorn bag from bathroom garbage
* Trade something for green sock from Transit Trader
* Combine popcorn with sock to make stuffed sock
* Combine baby doll head with stuffed sock to make a stuffed snake baby doll
* Give stuffed snake baby doll to Mr.Snake
Play Game Here
- Alan
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Second Locker Number: 1977
Kongregate Fission Mailed Badge:
All you need to do for the Fission Mailed is get the green vial, kill Milos, turn the green vial into a bomb, kill the Worm then return to the train area.
Alan's Super Quick Finish All in 1 Text Walkthrough:
*Sigh* After writing for 15 minutes, I decided to watch Tassel's walkthrough and he did everything I wrote so I decided to not finish it.
Text Walkthrough from Newgrounds.com:
Round One
The Apartment
* Get the gun
* Charge it in the power generator
* Get the cigar
The Apartment Hallway
* Give cigar to the Insect Trader
* Get green hose
Outside the Apartment
* Click the metal ground switch to turn the water on.
* Walk Right
The Big Rock
* Walk right
The Blue Cactus
* Select your hose and drag it to faucet with running water
* Fountain will overflow and reveal secret hatch
* Enter hatch
The Worm's Lair
* Get objective to ELIMINATE MILOS
* Walk back to Transit entrance
Transit Entrance
* Click machine to de-activate gun.
* Enter Transit Lobby
Transit Lobby
* Click the alarm to move security robot.
* Walk Left
Transit Waiting room
* Click garbage to get bottle
* Walk Right
Transit Lobby
* Talk to the Transit trader
* Trade bottle for red plug adapter.
* Observe Transit symbol - note whether it's showing a triangle, square or circle.
* Walk Left
Transit Waiting room
* Drag the red plug adapter to power outlet.
* Cord will plug in giving power to the coffee maker.
* Go down the stairs to the left
Generator room
* Click on the jacket on the ground to see the combination to Roy's locker
* Enter locker code 4827
* Get the mug
* Look at the combination sheet
* Look at code for triangle, circle or square depending on what was shown in Transit Lobby
* Enter appropriate code into shield keypad
* Charge your gun with generator
* Open the leftmost locker and get a cup with coffee beans
* Click on the fan control on the right wall turn it off
* Go to the waiting room and enter washroom
Washroom
* Open vent
* Look in vent and shoot out power supply.
Transit Waiting room
* Click on the coffee maker
* Put in the coffee beans
* Put in the mug
* Get mug of coffee
* Give mug of coffee to the guard.
* Enter Milos office
The Worm Solution
Milos Office
* Shoot Milos
* Return to the worm's lair
Worm's Lair
* Worm will give panel key
* Walk back and take Transit system to building #9
Building #9
* Use key to open security tower panel
Security chip puzzle solution
* Press big red buttons to turn them green
* Unplug patch cord, plug into next series of Red buttons, press them
* Repeat on final set
* Press top left switch to remove chip cap
* Move both sliders all the way to the right
* Press green left arrow
* Press square button
* Press green right arrow
* Get chip
Building #9
* Bring security chip to worm
Worm's Lair
* Get hacked chip
* Return to building #9
Building #9
* Put hacked chip into security tower
* Enter gates
Alternate Milos Solution
Milo's Office
* Don't shoot Milos
* Take Green Vial
* Bring Vial to Scavenger
* Get bomb from Scavenger
* Give bomb to the worm
* Watch him explode!
* Return to Milos to get Yellow code clearance
* Enter Building #9
ROUND TWO - BUILDING #9
Hallway
* Go into the first door
Kitchen
* Click on thermostat on wall
* Turn the temperature all the way up
Hallway
* Go into the 3rd door
Birdie's Office
* Pick up the mug
* Exit to Kitchen
Kitchen
* Put the mug in the microwave
* Turn the temperature down
* Go into hole in the wall
Harold's office
* Take the badge on the ground
* Look at the fish tank and get the code "173"
* Go into the fourth door on far wall
Waiting Room
* Talk to the secretary v 2.0 and book an appointment
* Then swap an appointment with the password 173
* Go into the Lobe's office
Lobe's Office
* Kill Senator Lobe
FAVOR WALKTHROUGHS
RETRIEVE THE BRIEFCASE
* Talk to Mr.Dog in Transit Waiting Room
* Exit and walk all the way to the right until you reach the Carboard box house.
* Enter the house.
* Shoot the scavenger and get the briefcase.
* Exit and head back to Transit lobby.
* Give briefcase to Mr.Dog
ELIMINATE BODYGUARD
* Talk to Mr.Blob in Transit Waiting Room
* Get coffeemaker working with red plug adapter, coffee beans and mug
* Give mug of coffee to guard
* Follow guard into washroom
* Shoot guard
ELIMINATE TRANSIT TRADER
* Point gun at Insect Trader
* Holster gun to get mission
* Head into Milo's office
* Draw gun
* Holster gun, don't shoot Milos
* Take Green Vial
* Bring Vial to Scavenger
* Get bomb from Scavenger
* Trade bomb to Transit Trader
* Watch him explode!
MAKE A BABY DOLL
* Talk to Mr.Snakeman
* Get baby doll head from rock by big graffiti boulder
* Get popcorn bag from bathroom garbage
* Trade something for green sock from Transit Trader
* Combine popcorn with sock to make stuffed sock
* Combine baby doll head with stuffed sock to make a stuffed snake baby doll
* Give stuffed snake baby doll to Mr.Snake
Play Game Here
- Alan
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Alt Keys/Special Characters
Here are just some of the useful alt keys that you're probably gonna find pretty dandy. (I can't believe I just said that you're gonna find them dandy).
To use them just press alt (hold it) type in the number and let go and it will show up.
Alt+1=☺
Alt+3=♥
Alt+4=♦
Alt+5=♣
Alt+6=♠
Alt+13=♪
Alt+14=♫
Alt+15=☼
Alt+16=►
Alt+17=◄
Alt+20=¶
Alt+21=§
Alt+22=▬
Alt+30=▲
Alt+31=▼
Alt+159=ƒ
Alt+176=░
Alt+177=▒
Alt+178=▓
Alt+219=█
Alt+220=▄
Alt+221=▌
Alt+222=▐
Alt+223=▀
Alt+254=■
Alt+0169=©
Alt+0174=®
Alt+0222=Þ
Alt+0254=þ
(Alan says: PS there is more, Chundo just only put the important ones, lazy bastard!)
Thanks,
Chundo
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To use them just press alt (hold it) type in the number and let go and it will show up.
Alt+1=☺
Alt+3=♥
Alt+4=♦
Alt+5=♣
Alt+6=♠
Alt+13=♪
Alt+14=♫
Alt+15=☼
Alt+16=►
Alt+17=◄
Alt+20=¶
Alt+21=§
Alt+22=▬
Alt+30=▲
Alt+31=▼
Alt+159=ƒ
Alt+176=░
Alt+177=▒
Alt+178=▓
Alt+219=█
Alt+220=▄
Alt+221=▌
Alt+222=▐
Alt+223=▀
Alt+254=■
Alt+0169=©
Alt+0174=®
Alt+0222=Þ
Alt+0254=þ
(Alan says: PS there is more, Chundo just only put the important ones, lazy bastard!)
Thanks,
Chundo
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Song of the Week History
Song of the Week History:
Week 4 5/30/09: Rollin' - Limp Bizkit
Week 3 5/21/09: Mr. Crowley - Ozzy Osbourne
Week 2 5/17/09: Psychosocial - Slipknot
Week 1 5/10/09: Chapter 4 - Avenged Sevenfold
- Alan
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Week 4 5/30/09: Rollin' - Limp Bizkit
Week 3 5/21/09: Mr. Crowley - Ozzy Osbourne
Week 2 5/17/09: Psychosocial - Slipknot
Week 1 5/10/09: Chapter 4 - Avenged Sevenfold
- Alan
All of the Rules of the Internet
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Encyclopedia Dramatica's Rules of the Internet:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either – enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites – DON’T
11. All of you carefully picked arguments an easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else – fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls – it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27. always question a person’s sexual preferences without any reason
28. Always question a person’s gender – just in case it’s really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
33. Lurk more – it’s never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here – not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCKS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn’t funny, Seriously guys, It’s worst than Chuck Norris jokes
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is = the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into a car
46. There is always furry porn of it
47. The pool is always closed
Urban Dictionary's Rules of the Internet :
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ZOMG NONE
- Alan
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Encyclopedia Dramatica's Rules of the Internet:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either – enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites – DON’T
11. All of you carefully picked arguments an easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else – fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls – it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27. always question a person’s sexual preferences without any reason
28. Always question a person’s gender – just in case it’s really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
33. Lurk more – it’s never enough
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions
35. If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made
36. There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37. You can not divide by zero (just because calculator says so)
38. No real limits of any kind apply here – not even the sky
39. CAPSLOCKS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
41. Desu isn’t funny, Seriously guys, It’s worst than Chuck Norris jokes
42. Nothing is Sacred
43. The more beautiful and pure a thing is = the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
44. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45. When one sees a lion, one must get into a car
46. There is always furry porn of it
47. The pool is always closed
Urban Dictionary's Rules of the Internet :
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
42. Everything has been cracked and pirated.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
47. If you post it, they will cum.
48. It will always need moar sauce.
49. The internet makes you stupid.
50. Anything can be a meme.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
52. If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it.
53. Anonymous is a virgin by default.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
55. CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&.
56. Don't mess with football.
57. MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
59. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice.
60. If you say Candlejack, you w
61. You cannot divide by zero.
62. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
63. If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice.
64. Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web.
65. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
68. Katy is bi, so deal w/it.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
72. Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|?
73. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
75. Around Snacks, CP is lax.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.
78. Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions.
79. All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions.
80. No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night.
81. That's not mud.
82. Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny.
83. The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
84. Rule 87 is true.
85. Yes, it is some chickens.
86. Bobba bobba is bobba.
87. Rule 84 is false. OH SHI-
88. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
89. If you cannot understand it, it is machine code.
90. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars.
91. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend.
92. Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks.
93. Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
94. If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz.
95. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
96. I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face.
97. Shit sucks and will never be stickied.
98. Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised.
99. If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS.
100. ZOMG NONE
- Alan
Friday, May 15, 2009
Pirate Defense + Pirate Translator +Tips + Walkthroughs + Hack
Walkthrough, Thanks to Tassel and GustavoGZR:
Cheat Engine:
Get Cheat Engine HERE
Tips (Alan):
- If you're using crates, use the left/right swing towers, they're the same price and take more space
- If you're using a piranha lake be sure to use most of the swing towers toward it if you can, but you don't have to if you've gone too far, just a tip
- This is not you're basic td game like DTD Pro, DTD 1.5, Whiteboard TD, Starland TD, not like that, this one uses a different strategy but you can still juggle
- Having more than 1 entrance is a good thing
- Remember to link everything unless you have no point of linking it like linking a crate or a swing tower used as a crate, and yes, you can link the beehives
- The explosive trap does have a little range
- You can't stop all of them, that's why they made lives, just make sure you don't let them take TOO much lives ex. 20 lives
- The pirate defense song is annoying! Yes, that is a tip...
- You can learn from watching tutorials you know
Undefined Terms (Alan):
Juggling - When you have two paths and you seal one up so they have to walk around to the other path and then you take off the seal and seal the other path and do it again... (kinda confusing)
Pirate Translator:
Play Game Here
- Alan
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Cheat Engine:
Get Cheat Engine HERE
Tips (Alan):
- If you're using crates, use the left/right swing towers, they're the same price and take more space
- If you're using a piranha lake be sure to use most of the swing towers toward it if you can, but you don't have to if you've gone too far, just a tip
- This is not you're basic td game like DTD Pro, DTD 1.5, Whiteboard TD, Starland TD, not like that, this one uses a different strategy but you can still juggle
- Having more than 1 entrance is a good thing
- Remember to link everything unless you have no point of linking it like linking a crate or a swing tower used as a crate, and yes, you can link the beehives
- The explosive trap does have a little range
- You can't stop all of them, that's why they made lives, just make sure you don't let them take TOO much lives ex. 20 lives
- The pirate defense song is annoying! Yes, that is a tip...
- You can learn from watching tutorials you know
Undefined Terms (Alan):
Juggling - When you have two paths and you seal one up so they have to walk around to the other path and then you take off the seal and seal the other path and do it again... (kinda confusing)
Pirate Translator:
Play Game Here
- Alan
About the Song "If You Seek Amy" by Britney
GASP, I just learned what that song meant, and btw this has nothing to do with Kongregate but we're Kongregate "ers" that means we're humans and we can talk about whatever we want :P. This might contain some language so click the read more button.
Gasp, I finally found the truth!!! If You Seek Amy = F-U-C-K Me!!! How??? If = F, You = U, Seek Amy = C K Me. Gasp, I didn't know Britney was a pedophile, she wants "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to.... If You Seek Amy."
By the way, if you're thinking: "Wow this shit is obvious, what kind of person wouldn't hear it when she's singing this crappy song!" Well I do listen to pop channels sometimes but it's censored so when Britney sings the FUCK ME part it sings: "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to begging to seek Amy. So I got that without even listening to the true lyrics (googled the lyrics), so you should stop thinking and think what you should be thinking now: "Wow Alan is so smart, sexy, and some other good stuff that Alan can't think of right now. I would totally do him even though he doesn't like me, gasp!" Yeah......
Here's the song:
Or you might like it and agree with this douchebag and I totally agree with the black rapper thing lol:
Another crappy useless post by:
(Don't forget to talk shit in the comments)
- Alan
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Gasp, I finally found the truth!!! If You Seek Amy = F-U-C-K Me!!! How??? If = F, You = U, Seek Amy = C K Me. Gasp, I didn't know Britney was a pedophile, she wants "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to.... If You Seek Amy."
By the way, if you're thinking: "Wow this shit is obvious, what kind of person wouldn't hear it when she's singing this crappy song!" Well I do listen to pop channels sometimes but it's censored so when Britney sings the FUCK ME part it sings: "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to begging to seek Amy. So I got that without even listening to the true lyrics (googled the lyrics), so you should stop thinking and think what you should be thinking now: "Wow Alan is so smart, sexy, and some other good stuff that Alan can't think of right now. I would totally do him even though he doesn't like me, gasp!" Yeah......
Here's the song:
Or you might like it and agree with this douchebag and I totally agree with the black rapper thing lol:
Another crappy useless post by:
(Don't forget to talk shit in the comments)
- Alan
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